Ale-Ale-WHAT THE F***?!

I'm sure you've all seen the new Lady Gaga video for "Alejandro"...there are really not words to describe how I feel about this video. I just feel obligated to report on it because...I was super psyched for it, I love music videos, and, yeah, Lady GAGA!

So anyway, it was interesting. Definitely sensing a "I want to be Madonna" vibe...and this video has NOTHING to do with Mexico. Um...please react below, I'm so confused!

And in case you haven't seen it...um...NSFW?